Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What day is your mom always right?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why was the mime upset?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why are goats so funny?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?