Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
What did autumn say to summer?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where does water do all its banking?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do cats wear to work?