What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Barackoli.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do you grill cheese?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do cats use to beat eggs?