Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do you grill cheese?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What kind of bird can write?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?