Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?