When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?