When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Where are average things manufactured?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do chips wear socks?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?