What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How did the toad die?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How do fleas travel?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What part of a football field is never the same?