How do you grill cheese?
Ask it a lot of tough questions!
How can you make 7 even?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?