I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
How does a polar bear build a house?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How do bunnies stay fit?