I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What shape is bad at driving?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?