What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is the smallest lion?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is a cow's dream job?