What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why were the atoms always hungry?