What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.
How do amoebas make calls?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?