What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How long will dinner be?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Which state has the best streets?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?