How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are basketball courts always wet?