How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do elves learn in school?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What animal has the most fun?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How do you get kids to do something?