Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?