Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a henway?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the musician arrested?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's the politest month?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What type of pasta helps you relax?