What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
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What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What vegetables make the best music?