What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the tomato turn red?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do bees gossip?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?