Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do insects learn at school?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?