Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the confused bee say?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What does the sun drink out of?
What is the difference between baseball and law?