What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How does dinner smell?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do Olympians never overheat?