What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do insects learn at school?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do you make antifreeze?
What time is your dentist appointment?