What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do insects learn at school?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?