What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
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What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What day is your mom always right?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?