What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Christmas Cookie Crisp™!
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is a robot's favorite snack?