What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Clark Dent.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do bees chew?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?