What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Roboots.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Which cats love to be petted?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Families are like fudge.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?