What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?