What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What day is your mom always right?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?