Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did one plate say to the other?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call hiking college students?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?