What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How do billboards talk?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do porcupines always win the game?