What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How do you make a bandstand?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?