What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
I broke my finger!
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Which state has the best streets?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?