What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?