What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?