What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How do fireflies start a race?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?