Which state has the best streets?
Rhode Island.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?