What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which is the worst season?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What kind of music do planets like?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?