Which office space loves to cut corners?
The Oval Office.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What animal loves a baseball game?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?