Which office space loves to cut corners?
The Oval Office.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What style of music weighs the most?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's the friendliest national park?
Which animals make the best football players?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which elf is the best singer?