What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are goats so funny?