What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's a henway?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do bees chew?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?