What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What season begins with a thud?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What bird is always sad?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?