I broke my finger!
I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How does a barber get to work?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?