Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which bug is related to you?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Which family member is always relieved?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?