Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?