Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?