Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where does breakfast live?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?