Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
There were too many variables.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How are teens like cats?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's the most determined bird?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?