What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
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Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How do birds threaten one another?
When should you start writing a book?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?