What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
How was the wedding?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?