What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's the world's weakest animal?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How did the tree get lost?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call two birds in love?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How is life like toilet paper?