What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?