What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is another name for a cow?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?