What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What was the first animal in space?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Do dads always snore?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?