What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why was the spider so smart?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?