What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?