What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of bird can write?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?