What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did summer say to spring?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?