How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?