Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Because Donald ducked.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?