Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Because Donald ducked.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's the opposite of irony?
How do you grill cheese?