What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?