What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?