What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?