What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What day do hands always go to church?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?