What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
Which animals make the best football players?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?