What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?