What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which former US President was always cold?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?