What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What bird is always sad?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?