How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do cows wear bells?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the echo get detention?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?