How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a pastor's favorite city?