What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where do termites go camping?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of books do boats write?