What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are baseball games at night?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?