What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How long will dinner be?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?