What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How do billboards talk?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the scariest letter?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
