What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
He's a gas!
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where does breakfast live?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?