Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why is summer always sad?
What's E.T. short for?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?